CELEBRATE TOGETHER

A traveling salesman is going door to door peddling his wares. He knocks on a door and a young boy about eight years old answers the door wearing only his mother's panties and bra with a cigarette in one hand and a scotch on the rocks in the other. The salesman is visably shaken and taken aback as he stammers and finally gets out, " Uh, hello young man, uh are your parents home?" The young boy looks at him incredously and replies, "What the fuck do you think?"

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MORNING GLORIES

I'm not going to say good-bye, just fare thee well and I wish all of you happiness and may all your dreams come true. Our fledgling theatre company just received our non-profit number and we are getting ready for our first show this September. I leave for New York City on Sunday for a week of tourism and theatre going. Now all I need is someone to share all this with. Wish me luck or break a leg. Like I said I may post from time to time, but for the most part will not be posting on a regular basis. Email me if you'd like to keep in touch.

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FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME

A traveling salesman is going door to door peddling his wares.  He knocks on a door and a young boy about eight years old answers the door wearing only his mother's panties and bra with a cigarette in one hand and a scotch on the rocks in the other.  The salesman is visably shaken and taken aback as he stammers and finally gets out, " Uh, hello young man, uh are your parents home?"  The young boy looks at him incredously and replies, "What the fuck do you think?"

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